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Monday, December 08, 2008


ACS - ALARM CLOCK SYNDROME: [Cannotwakeupalitis]
People with Alarm Clock Syndrome fail to set their alarm clocks at night thus over sleeping in the morning. Even if they remember to set their alarms they have a tendency to sleep through the alarm or lean across to hit the snooze button.

NPS - NOSE PICKING SYNDROME: [Boogerhausen Disease]
People often seen picking their noses for no apparent reason, they can be witnessed at dining tables, on buses, trains etc. Severe cases of Nose Picking Syndrome sees the patient rolling the contents of their nose into a small ball and either flicking it, rubbing it on the carpet or in extreme cases, on the curtains.

Foot Tapping Syndrome was first diagnosed by Prof Baron Von Littlesence in America in the late 1940's and early 1950's. The patient feels an overwhelming urge to tap their foot along to the rhythm of rock n' roll music. Severe cases sees them shaking their hips. Elvis Presley had severe Foot Tapping Syndrome.

CES - CLOSED EYE SYNDROME: [Tootiredulitis]
The patient shows abnormal behaviour usually during the period of darkness, on average after 10pm. In most cases they are seen to open their mouths and let out strange sounds. This is usually followed by a feeling of tiredness. The patient will, in most cases, shut their eyes and be unable to hold conversations for sometimes quite lengthy periods. Rip Van Winkle had severe Tootiredulitis.

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