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Thursday, June 16, 2011

IF SMOKING DON'T KILL YOU... LET CHANTIX DO THE JOB


The FDA have just released a safety update regarding the anti-smoking drug Chantix, known as Champix in the UK.

FDA Drug Safety Communication: Chantix (varenicline) may increase the risk of certain cardiovascular adverse events in patients with cardiovascular disease.

FDA release HERE

This has prompted some great advertising slogans for Chantix.

"Smoking Kills, Chantix Kills better"

"Quit smoking with Chantix - why wait for lung cancer when a heart attack is quicker and a more humane death"

"Smoke or stroke?"

I hear Abba are reforming and will be releasing a new revamped version of their 1978 classic, "Take a Chantix On Me." A tour will commence which will see the Swedish quartet throw packets of empty cigarettes and Chantix to their audience.

Can you come up with the perfect slogan for Chantix?


Special thanks to Stan for some amusing slogans.

Fid


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