tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10459981.post4418937242007878863..comments2023-09-28T15:35:46.255+01:00Comments on <center>FIDDAMAN BLOG</center>: Alli - The PoemUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10459981.post-59803631801954843742007-06-20T12:38:00.000+01:002007-06-20T12:38:00.000+01:00Reminds me of a little "ode to paxil" that i wrote...Reminds me of a little "ode to paxil" that i wrote a few years ago ...<BR/><BR/>The poetry of paxil<BR/><BR/>There is a blue pill it’s called Paxil<BR/>They say it will cure all your ills<BR/>From darkest depression <BR/>To the depths of obsession<BR/>And everything else in between<BR/>So if you feel funny<BR/>Not right in the head<BR/>Your brain feels like cabbage<BR/>And can’t leave your bed<BR/>This drug may be just what you need!<BR/><BR/>So now you’re convinced<BR/>From a talk with your doctor<BR/>That everything will be ok<BR/>It’s harmless <BR/>Its safe<BR/>It’s a wonder of science<BR/>Just swallow and hope<BR/>That he is not lying <BR/>And you might feel better today!<BR/><BR/>The first weeks are toughest<BR/>The nightmares and sweats<BR/>Can leave you emotionally wrecked<BR/>The headaches, confusion <BR/>The trauma and worry<BR/>It feels like your soul <BR/>Has left in a hurry<BR/>But after some months <BR/>Of this pain and this sorrow<BR/>You pray you’ll feel better <BR/>With every tomorrow<BR/><BR/>So here we go now <BR/>To some several years later<BR/>Your life has got worse<BR/>It hasn’t got better!<BR/>Your head won’t stop spinning<BR/>And damn you feel dizzy<BR/>Your brain feels like bubbles<BR/>In a drink that’s too fizzy<BR/>Your friends think you’ve finally lost it!<BR/>Your family disowns you<BR/>You're mad as a monkey<BR/>Your lover can’t take anymore<BR/>But what can you do?<BR/>You feel like a junkie<BR/>And just want to run for the door!<BR/><BR/>You rush to the doctor<BR/>Straight back to the quack<BR/>To find out what’s wrong with your brain<BR/>Why do I feel sick doc?<BR/>These pains in my belly<BR/>And when I stand up<BR/>My legs turn to jelly!<BR/>My body it jerks all the time<BR/>I’m jumpy, I’m twitchy<BR/>My eyeballs feel itchy<BR/>I feel paranoid<BR/>And always so nervous<BR/>Please help me doc <BR/>Can anything save us?<BR/><BR/>Well, all he does say<BR/>With a wink and a nod<BR/>“Sure that’s just the illness returning”<BR/>“Keep poppin that Paxil”<BR/>“Won’t do you no harm”<BR/>“Ill double the dose in the morning”!!!Truthman30https://www.blogger.com/profile/13472167017897959954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10459981.post-74804241046309992572007-06-20T09:22:00.000+01:002007-06-20T09:22:00.000+01:00Hey,You've inspired me! My son had to write some ...Hey,<BR/><BR/>You've inspired me! My son had to write some poetry for homework, recently, and he wrote in the haiku style. Here's my effort:[clears throat]<BR/><BR/>Grievous stomach ache,<BR/>Steaming in the winter mist,<BR/>My pants are ruined.<BR/><BR/>MattRadagasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14286529284742690239noreply@blogger.com