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Monday, October 06, 2008

Keep The Wolf From The Door With Seroxat...

... but don't expect to pro-create.

Want to be regarded as some sort of stallion?[1] Take Seroxat, you will satisfy your partner but probably not yourself!

Oh, and don't expect your partner to fall pregnant if you do manage to release that sexual tension because Seroxat can make men infertile![2]

So any women looking for a man that has the staying power of a stallion? Ask any future partners if they take Seroxat... but don't expect to start a family with them.

Any man who is considering a vasectomy, try Seroxat, hey, it saves the indignity of getting your meat and two veg out and having a needle administered into your testicles.

Paroxetine can also be used in the treatment of premature ejaculation [3] - Once again though, this has flown under the radar of the medicine regulators as it is prescribed 'off-label' [4]

So, GlaxoSmithKline are aware that it is being prescribed 'off label' for premature ejaculation just as they knew Seroxat was being prescribed 'off-label' to children. They didn't speak out against the use of it in children until they were basically forced to so why would they speak out for Seroxat being prescribed off-label for premature ejaculation? More importantly, the MHRA must be aware it is being prescribed off-label for premature ejaculation, so why are they not speaking out against it being prescribed for this purpose?

Seroxat has been promoted as some sort of miracle pill that can cure many things. The chemical imbalance marketing strategy was genius. The team at GSK who are responsible for marketing the drug could probably convince The Pope to buy a years supply of condoms! I'm sure if GSK manufactured condoms, the marketing team would profess that they could delay ejaculation... in fact I'm surprised GSK haven't yet ventured down this road. Maybe they could market a condom laced with the active ingredient paroxetine then claim that their condoms are a bit like Duracell batteries and once you 'slip on the sheath' you will last longer...much longer!

Take it from me [Oooh err, Freudian slip], it is more frustrating for a man when he can't leave Bill Clinton's calling card than it is making instant custard!





All you women who want a man of the street
But you dont know which way you wanna turn
Just keep a coming and put your hand out to me
cause Im the one whos gonna make you burn

Im gonna take you down - down, down, down
So dont you fool around
Im gonna pull it, pull it, pull the trigger

Shoot to thrill, play to kill
Too many women with too many pills
Shoot to thrill, play to kill
I got my gun at the ready, gonna fire at will

Yeah

Im like evil, I get under your skin
Just like a bomb thats ready to blow
cause Im illegal, I got everything
That all you women might need to know

Im gonna take you down - yeah, down, down, down
So dont you fool around
Im gonna pull it, pull it, pull the trigger

Shoot to thrill, play to kill
Too many women with too many pills
Shoot to thrill, play to kill
I got my gun at the ready, gonna fire at will
cause I shoot to thrill, and Im ready to kill
I cant get enough, I cant get the thrill
I shoot to thrill, play to kill
Yeah, pull the trigger

Pull it, pull it, pull it, pull the trigger

Oh

Shoot to thrill, play to kill
Too many women, with too many pills
I said, shoot to thrill, play to kill
I got my gun at the ready, gonna fire at will
cause I shoot to thrill, and Im ready to kill
And I cant get enough, and I cant get my thrill
cause I shoot to thrill, play it again

Yeah

Shoot you down

Yeah
Im gonna get you to the bottom and shoot you
Im gonna shoot you
Oh hoo yeah yeah yeah

Im gonna shoot you down yeah yeah
Im gonna get you down
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Shoot you, shoot you, shoot you, shoot you down
Shoot you, shoot you, shoot you down

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ooooooh

Im gonna shoot to thrill
Play to kill
Shoot to thrill

Yeah, ooh yeah


Young, Young & Johnson (AC/DC)


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