I May As Well Be A Rabbit!

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Just back from the doctor's, the gout has been with me for over two weeks now and is actually getting worse!

A course of tablets for acute gout, blood tests [3] and a list of what I can and cannot eat/drink.

Lucky me.

I CAN drink up to 2 litres of water and... well basically, that's it.

Here's what I have to avoid:

Shell fish
Oily fish
Offal e.g. liver, kidney
Pheasant or other game.
Meat extracts, e.g. Bovril, Marmite, Gravy
Peas
Beans
Anchovies
Asparagus
Mussels
Red Meats
Processed Meats
Fried Foods.
Roasted Nuts
Any food cooked in oil
Rich [sugar] foods, cakes, biscuits, chocolate.
Dried fruit
Eggs
Yeast products
Aspirin


So whose up for a party at mine tonight?

Water and potatoes.

I think the phrase rhymes with clucking bell.

Fid

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