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Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Do You Have A Mental Disorder? The Spoof Test





**The following is a parody post. There is no scientific proof behind the answers/conclusion offered.


SEROXAT SUFFERERS EARLY INTERVENTION QUESTIONNAIRE [SSEIQ]
FOR CHILDREN AGED BETWEEN 3 - 17


1. DO YOU SLEEP WHEN YOU FEEL TIRED
YES - NO - SOMETIMES

2. DO YOU EAT IF YOU ARE HUNGRY
YES - NO - SOMETIMES

3. DO YOU HAVE DREAMS WHEN YOU SLEEP
YES - NO - SOMETIMES

4. DO YOU LAUGH IF SOMETHING AMUSES YOU
YES - NO - SOMETIMES

5. DO YOU FIND SOME SUBJECTS AT SCHOOL DIFFICULT
YES - NO - SOMETIMES

6. HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED A HORROR MOVIE
YES - NO - SOMETIMES

7. HAVE YOU EVER DONE SOMETHING THAT YOU KNEW WAS WRONG
YES - NO - SOMETIMES

8. DO YOU DRINK FLUIDS WHEN YOU ARE THIRSTY
YES - NO - SOMETIMES

9. DO SPROUTS MAKE YOU FART
YES - NO - SOMETIMES

10. WATCH THIS VIDEO



DID YOU SEE THE GHOST?
YES - NO


11. CAN YOU COMPLETE THE MAZE WITHOUT TOUCHING THE WALLS?
{Guide the blue dot by dragging the mouse - try not to touch the sides]

**Tip - Go slowly, this is not time-tested. Concentrate and move closer to your screen

You have 10 attempts


YES - NO





If you answered mainly 'YES' - You have a mental disorder. Talk to your doctor about how this can be treated.

If you answered mainly 'NO' - Take the test again until your answers are mainly 'YES' or 'SOMETIMES'

If you answered mainly 'SOMETIMES' - You will be diagnosed with a mental disorder between the years 2012 and 2020. Talk to your doctor about how this can be treated.


The SSEIQ was designed by Dr Emmett Brown, Hill Valley, USA.


Dr Emmett Brown


Declaration of interests:

Dr Emmett Brown has received funding, educational and promotional monies from the following:

The DeLorean Motor Company
Universal Pictures
Nostradamus
Big Balls Inc [Makers of quality crafted crystal balls]
Dr Louis Cypher [Travelling snake-oil salesman]
Looney Tunes Motion Pictures
The Sugar Plum Fairy
Pinocchio
Walter Mitty


*Disclaimer
The following post was created by Bob Fiddaman. It is meant as a parody and is in no way real or scientific.




Fid

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