**The following is a parody post. There is no scientific proof behind the answers/conclusion offered.
SEROXAT SUFFERERS EARLY INTERVENTION QUESTIONNAIRE [SSEIQ]
FOR CHILDREN AGED BETWEEN 3 - 17
1. DO YOU SLEEP WHEN YOU FEEL TIRED
YES - NO - SOMETIMES
2. DO YOU EAT IF YOU ARE HUNGRY
YES - NO - SOMETIMES
3. DO YOU HAVE DREAMS WHEN YOU SLEEP
YES - NO - SOMETIMES
4. DO YOU LAUGH IF SOMETHING AMUSES YOU
YES - NO - SOMETIMES
5. DO YOU FIND SOME SUBJECTS AT SCHOOL DIFFICULT
YES - NO - SOMETIMES
6. HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED A HORROR MOVIE
YES - NO - SOMETIMES
7. HAVE YOU EVER DONE SOMETHING THAT YOU KNEW WAS WRONG
YES - NO - SOMETIMES
8. DO YOU DRINK FLUIDS WHEN YOU ARE THIRSTY
YES - NO - SOMETIMES
9. DO SPROUTS MAKE YOU FART
YES - NO - SOMETIMES
10. WATCH THIS VIDEO
DID YOU SEE THE GHOST?
YES - NO
11. CAN YOU COMPLETE THE MAZE WITHOUT TOUCHING THE WALLS?
{Guide the blue dot by dragging the mouse - try not to touch the sides]
**Tip - Go slowly, this is not time-tested. Concentrate and move closer to your screen
You have 10 attempts
YES - NO
If you answered mainly 'YES' - You have a mental disorder. Talk to your doctor about how this can be treated.
If you answered mainly 'NO' - Take the test again until your answers are mainly 'YES' or 'SOMETIMES'
If you answered mainly 'SOMETIMES' - You will be diagnosed with a mental disorder between the years 2012 and 2020. Talk to your doctor about how this can be treated.
The SSEIQ was designed by Dr Emmett Brown, Hill Valley, USA.
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| Dr Emmett Brown |
Declaration of interests:
Dr Emmett Brown has received funding, educational and promotional monies from the following:
The DeLorean Motor Company
Universal Pictures
Nostradamus
Big Balls Inc [Makers of quality crafted crystal balls]
Dr Louis Cypher [Travelling snake-oil salesman]
Looney Tunes Motion Pictures
The Sugar Plum Fairy
Pinocchio
Walter Mitty
*Disclaimer
The following post was created by Bob Fiddaman. It is meant as a parody and is in no way real or scientific.
Fid
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