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Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Alli - The Poem

ALLI - The Poem


So Glaxo launched its Alli
a pill to make us thin.
It's full of hidden side-effects
so where do I begin?
First it causes bum juice
of the smelly kind.
Be careful not to break wind
in spaces so confined.
Your stomach will be churning
and bubbling all day long.
I recommend dark trousers
a diaper or sarong.
Glaxo's big blockbuster
is sure to be a hit.
A pill to help us lose weight,
and one to help us shit!
Consider exercising
to keep that weight gain down.
Forget the pill that turns your pants
into the colour chocolate brown.
© Bob Fiddaman 2007



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